So after Princess Pointy Boobs dies they want us to believe The Devil is The Devil but really they’re hinting at Santa Christ being The Devil but then The Devil dies and turns into a skeleton so then it’s down to Santa Christ and The Cricket but then Santa Christ dies and so The Cricket has to be The Devil but really The Devil is The Devil but really The Devil is M. Night Shabalabadingdong but really Santa Christ is The Devil who comes to kill The Devil that was really M. Night Shabalabadingdong but really the security guard was a twelve year old girl and then The Cricket goes to a convention and they start playing The Bohemian Rhapsody and all the ferrets start headbanging and then it’s black and then I wake up and there’s an empty Sbarro’s pizza box but really the empty pizza box is The Devil but really the elephant is an autistic giraffe.
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''Written by I, Da Cashman''